Driving Home, Alone!

Sekarang dah almost 2 weeks ramadhan fasting. Mesti lah hati menggeletik nk balik raya. Well i'll be home on wednesday or thursday the week before raya. And as usual... I'll be driving alone!! Haha

Its either im an independent women or i have no frens to accompany. Or i juz loooove driving alone? I dont haf the answer! Anda juga mungkin tidak? 

So tips on driving 3hours home... ALONE:

1- sila balik di siang hari. At least its siang and still cerah kn?

2- check on ur cars condition. Tyre, tyre, tyre, emmm tyre? Haha and of course wiper, lampu, air, mnyk hitam, break and all..

3- physical n mentally ready for the journey. Jgn time bwk kete kpl dok melayang ke lain dan mula lah melakukan kelakuan vangang. 

4- i biasa kalo nk blk msti akn ready pearl coffee, and a mineral water. Psychologically they keeps me on focus! But kalo nk balik raya sila jgn jadikn itu alasan untuk ponteng ye sedari sedari! kalo driving long distance and berpuasa i slalu bwk wet tissue then ltak kt lubang aircond. Then if rs x focus tros i amek wet tissue tu letak kt mata kening leher n blakang telinga. It works okay! U shud try it out!

5- anddd the radio! Make sure the cds are always there where u cn easily find as u are driving alone? hellloo? Our usual radio frequency will definitely change as the journey goes.  And 1 more thing, if u drive alone, i dont recomend u use the fm transmitter with pendrive. Ok? Remember? Trauma! Trauma! Trauma!

Why i dont recommend u the fm transmitter with pendrive when u drive alone? The answer is: here in kl yep u dah biasa guna then dah set the frequency yg x kan interupt ur fm transmitter. But then kan i said juz now? The station frequency will change as the journey goes. Kau bukan nye nak balik dr shah alam ke bangi.. Kau nak balik dr shah alam ke kuantan? Hello? So when dis happen, u drive alone, mesti u akan rasa sakit hati dgn sound yg x clear sbb frequency tu dah ter-interupt. U akan cenderung membetul kan frequency tu tp u kan drive alone? Sape yg nk tgk kn jalan n make the stereng go straight? Kalo degil sgt nk guna pn, u singgah lah mana2 rnr or petrol station to set them right ok?
**this is based on a true story and trust me u dont wanna do that.

Thats all folkss! I wont wish u hari raya yet as kita br je msok 2 mggu puasa. So i wish u have a great journey later and for now, SELAMAT BERPUASA!! Plis plis plisss kamoo jgn nakal... Jgn buka2 peti utk amek udara sejook yaaa?? Ingat tuuu..... 

Mwaaahhh!!
Xoxo

Adorable Cats

The issue is not about adorable cute (or whatever u call it) cats, but we gonna talk about why we shouldn't keep cats (by mean 2 cats) in an apartment.

ONE

Hey we dun haf enough space! Jalan sket nmpak kucing sebok nk jalan jugak mengundang perasaan ingin sepak. X ke bedose tuh?

TWO

FUR ARE ALL OVER THE SPACE. You dont have maid, jangan nk berangan kau akan spend 2 hour daily untuk kemas bulu2 berselerakan kt tv, sofa, lantai, meja makan  dan seluruh isi rumah including your kitchen. Yesss kitchen is where kau simpan makanan kau, and the worst part is, u cook ur foods and drinks there! Dah takkan nak masak dlm bilik air? Bekas garam gula kunyit ajinomoto sume diselaputi bulu. See how eeuuww is that?? Nak guna pggan pn kne basuh dulu bkn ke 2 kali keje?

THREE

WE ARE NOT ALLOW TO OPEN ANY OF THE WINDOWS. yeah thank u so much! Bila masak, sila berpeluh dengan haba masak dan asap berkepul bila kadang2 terjadi lupa dah panas kn kuali dok syok layan cte marimar. Semua nya kerana kucing kurang pandai sebok menerkam tingkap bila dibuka. Nnt kte masok bab knape kucing sebok menerkam opened windows.

lupa diri dapat fresh air jap lg jatuh patah telinga.

FOUR

ANIMAL ABUSE. Cats are 1 of the most greatest God's creature. They are cute, adorable bla bla bla..... and THEY NEED FRESH AIR TOO? Kau dah keluar pagi pegi keje/kelas balik malam, bila lah kau bleh bawak kucing2 ni sume berjalan di taman menghirup udara segar? End up those cats terseksa berkurung dalam rumah yg tingkap nya x terbuka langsung sbb kalau buka? Cats will lupa diri dapat fresh air then jatuh terjunam ke bawah.. Its apartment remember? Or shud i say human abuse jugak? Sbb dengan penduduk dlm rumah skali lemas xleh buka tingkap.

FIVE

ITS HARD TO GET DISCIPLINE CATS as they will pee anywhere they want when they pissed off (dah x dpt fresh air, ape lg. Mari menyusah kan tuan punya kitaaaa!). Yep includes the sofa. Thanks to u cats, now the sofa smells like .. Errggh! Mahal mana pn kucing tu kau beli.. Dah nama pn kucing xde akal. Nak cte banyak pn malas bab ni. Blom masok the part when the cat shits on carpet. Darn!

SIX

 WHERE WE DO THE CLEANING IS WHERE THEY SHIT. obviously lah the only part u can put the litter box with sand in an apartment is the washer machine area -where u dry out ur clothes as well. Seksa! Seksa! Seksa!

Bertuah kalo dapat kucing discipline gini!

SEVEN

MATING SEASON really annoys me! I dun know for some reason this 2 cats x berjaya mengawan. they tried bnyk kali asyik terkena perut lah terkena kaki lah - u HAVE TO.. i said  u HAVE TO saksikan persembahan ni as mereka adelah kucing? U cn shout 'go get a room!!'. for few seconds they stop, and starts trying all over again.. Akhir nya kau akan redha dgn persembahan itu dan mula rasakan ia lebih menarik berbanding menonton Marimar kne tgkap polis. but then after hundreds of trial they end up making this freak loud sounds. CATS YOU ANNOYS ME!!!

Tak semua pencinta kucing boleh survive menjaga kucing di rumah especially apartment.  

Think wisely, be smart.

Caught in the middle

Am sure everybody had been in this situation. Dont lie! Yeah normally happen to those who haf many close ppl around them. Haha u say im bragging, i say hey! Its a good thing! When u need someone to talk to, u dun haf to scroll down your cntct nmbr from ur hp to find who u cn trust.. With dis lots of close fren, they will come out right up on ur mind. Kaaaan? Nama pn close fren mesti lah they will always on ur mind dat might not b forgotten kn? Its a great thing rite? Im fabulous! *feeling kimora lee gitew*

Okay about this caught in the middle thingy, yeahh its actually 1 of the hardest thing happen to u that u cant even think of the solution right away. Or sometimes they will dissapear just by this magical spell- FORGOTTEN.

Well good relationship wont be good at all time, but good relationship will last... As long as we know how to appreciate it :) yeah! Glory glory!!

I love you guys... For being always there for me, although sometimes u might get upset by me... Well dats normal cycle of life kan? I love u more than u do... U know who u are girl... i love u my future life partner... I love my current near-close girlss... And of cos, lots of love to my understanding and lovely family..

Relief!

Lots lots lots lots of love

Xoxo

Sensawang ke sesawang ke sawang-sawang?

Haaaaaacchhhooom!!

Hoi tebal nye sesawang? Kalo la blogspot bleh program kn blog mana yg dah lama x update, rasa nya blog ni yg paling x nmpak rupa blog kot?

Ataupun paling nampak cantik dengan hiasan sesawang yg banyak sungguh? Eh? Sungguh banyak. Ke banyak sungguh? 

Dik sini jap! Banyak sungguh ke sungguh banyak? *panggil bdak darjah 3*

Leceh Punya Kau Bagi

Haa tu dia edisi emo hari ini.. 

Bangun lambat hari ini seperti biasa hajat nak ke uitm di tunda ke esok.

then bangun2 tiba2 teringat kejadian di tahan pak gad klate sbb sticker dah expired.

Jadi apa kata saya register dlo online.

Dah la procedure tah pape:

1- kne register online 

- mengamuk macam seluar-harem dulu br jmpe kt mana perlu online register, guide saya betul2 boleh x?

2- kne register NR (Non-Resident)? 

*wtf* = What The Fun ye? saye mmg suka isi2 form online ni.. sambil tangan di dada mata ke atas

3- then kne isi plak form untuk apply sticker

4- lepas dalam masa 3 hari bekerja, application akan dilulus kan 

(wtf kne tunggu 3 hari? Fun GILA kne tunggu 3 hari, yaay!) pppffftt!

5- lepas tu print surat hape tah. Surat tawaran la kot? 

(wtf nak apply sticker pn ada surat tawaran ye? Fun nya!!)

6- pegi plak register kt pejabat keselamatan dan bayar fees

YE SAYE SUKA BUAT KEJE 8 JUTA KALI MCM NI!

boleh x tros je pegi pejabat keselamatan dan tules borang kt ctu?

saye x suka la isi borang online.

saya lagi suka isi borang manual supaya boleh asah skill tulisan cantik.

dan ye! sila bersetuju? kalau isi borang pakai tangan banyak mana pn x rasa boring sbb smbil2 isi borang boleh puji2 tulisan sendiri cantik smpai dah nak abes borang pn x sedar. kan? kan? kan?

booring lah isi borang online.

then tgh melayan diri mengisi borang online boring tu tiba2terjumpa ini:

MEMANG AKU INGAT
NOMBOR ENJIN DAN NOMBOR CHASIS KETE 
DALAM KEPALA
MACAM AKU INGAT NMBR DELIVERY MCD 1300-131-300 MC DELIVERY!!

malas nak isi.

lain kali jek la saya isi.

Sekian.

Marah.

Sakit hati.

Permohonan Modal Tidak Diluluskan

 hapdet untuk hari ini.

bye!

thehehe tak. tak. tak. acah2 aje. eleh.. org nak gurau2 je, tu pn nak kata kitew poyo.

smalam saje je tangan gatal2 buka mudah.my. type di situ macbook. Ya Allah! skali terjumpe plak Macbook harga RM1550. x silap saya RAM dia 2.66GHz kot. Terus call org tu, kata nya ada lagi. saya cuba la jolok jambu atas pokok nampak mcm dah masak je? Crap! hehe saya cuba la masok jarum mintak nego harga.. mula2 org tu nak bagi RM1450, then lepas tu saya pn cakap. "alaaa.. Rm1400 jek laa, ur lose my gain, ye dok?". DIA SETUJU!! yaaaaaaaaaaay!!

terus call abah, ayat nya begini,

Saya: Abah, akak nak tuka laptop baru bleh? laptop yg skarang ni slow sangat nak buat keje pn x boleh (bohong sunat padahal buat keje jarang, niat tukar laptop sbb nak main sim 3).

Abah: Akak kan ada duit ASB, beli la sendiri, pastu dah beli nnt mama nak laptop lama tuh

EH?? comel nya abah dan mama saya? Saya minta modal mereka minta laptop?

!!!!!

malas cerita banyak. hati dah hampa, mata dah kering dengan air mata (over), jalan dah menunduk menuju roof top. kesimpulan nya Permohonan Modal TIDAK DILULUSKAN!

Baik lah abahmama! Saya cari duit sendiri!!

MERAJUK!

Janji Jawa

Ok.

Janji tahun ni rajin hapdet blog.

Janji!

walau hanya tiga patah perkataan. kan hapdet juga nama nya tu? contoh nya post untuk hari esok,

 " hapdet untuk hari ini. Bye" 

ha kan hapdet juga nama nya tu.

cuma mungkin mengundang kata-kata-bungaan-wangi-macam-minyak-wangi-sg-men-faizal tahir dr pembaca.

ha kan kalau melalut mcm ni lebih panjang hapdet nya.

mungkin saya patut tukar title blog saya jadi, 

oh.melalutnya.saya.

jd title details saya berbunyi,

....bila WANIE melalut...

setuju?