Adorable Cats

The issue is not about adorable cute (or whatever u call it) cats, but we gonna talk about why we shouldn't keep cats (by mean 2 cats) in an apartment.

ONE

Hey we dun haf enough space! Jalan sket nmpak kucing sebok nk jalan jugak mengundang perasaan ingin sepak. X ke bedose tuh?

TWO

FUR ARE ALL OVER THE SPACE. You dont have maid, jangan nk berangan kau akan spend 2 hour daily untuk kemas bulu2 berselerakan kt tv, sofa, lantai, meja makan  dan seluruh isi rumah including your kitchen. Yesss kitchen is where kau simpan makanan kau, and the worst part is, u cook ur foods and drinks there! Dah takkan nak masak dlm bilik air? Bekas garam gula kunyit ajinomoto sume diselaputi bulu. See how eeuuww is that?? Nak guna pggan pn kne basuh dulu bkn ke 2 kali keje?

THREE

WE ARE NOT ALLOW TO OPEN ANY OF THE WINDOWS. yeah thank u so much! Bila masak, sila berpeluh dengan haba masak dan asap berkepul bila kadang2 terjadi lupa dah panas kn kuali dok syok layan cte marimar. Semua nya kerana kucing kurang pandai sebok menerkam tingkap bila dibuka. Nnt kte masok bab knape kucing sebok menerkam opened windows.

lupa diri dapat fresh air jap lg jatuh patah telinga.

FOUR

ANIMAL ABUSE. Cats are 1 of the most greatest God's creature. They are cute, adorable bla bla bla..... and THEY NEED FRESH AIR TOO? Kau dah keluar pagi pegi keje/kelas balik malam, bila lah kau bleh bawak kucing2 ni sume berjalan di taman menghirup udara segar? End up those cats terseksa berkurung dalam rumah yg tingkap nya x terbuka langsung sbb kalau buka? Cats will lupa diri dapat fresh air then jatuh terjunam ke bawah.. Its apartment remember? Or shud i say human abuse jugak? Sbb dengan penduduk dlm rumah skali lemas xleh buka tingkap.

FIVE

ITS HARD TO GET DISCIPLINE CATS as they will pee anywhere they want when they pissed off (dah x dpt fresh air, ape lg. Mari menyusah kan tuan punya kitaaaa!). Yep includes the sofa. Thanks to u cats, now the sofa smells like .. Errggh! Mahal mana pn kucing tu kau beli.. Dah nama pn kucing xde akal. Nak cte banyak pn malas bab ni. Blom masok the part when the cat shits on carpet. Darn!

SIX

 WHERE WE DO THE CLEANING IS WHERE THEY SHIT. obviously lah the only part u can put the litter box with sand in an apartment is the washer machine area -where u dry out ur clothes as well. Seksa! Seksa! Seksa!

Bertuah kalo dapat kucing discipline gini!

SEVEN

MATING SEASON really annoys me! I dun know for some reason this 2 cats x berjaya mengawan. they tried bnyk kali asyik terkena perut lah terkena kaki lah - u HAVE TO.. i said  u HAVE TO saksikan persembahan ni as mereka adelah kucing? U cn shout 'go get a room!!'. for few seconds they stop, and starts trying all over again.. Akhir nya kau akan redha dgn persembahan itu dan mula rasakan ia lebih menarik berbanding menonton Marimar kne tgkap polis. but then after hundreds of trial they end up making this freak loud sounds. CATS YOU ANNOYS ME!!!

Tak semua pencinta kucing boleh survive menjaga kucing di rumah especially apartment.  

Think wisely, be smart.